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Tuesday, September 7th, 2004
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It is so weird to have off today.... I spent my entire summer working 6 days a week, 7 shows a day, leaving at 11 and getting home at 11. Work has been my life since May, and now, nothing. I guess I'm just finally begining to realize the gravity of the choices i've made recently. My whole life has changed, but because I was so busy, I didn't really take the time to notice much.
Here are some of the random things that are going on inside my head....
I miss Philly. I miss my friends. I miss the closeness I had with the AI5. I miss Martita, and I hope everything is going well for her in her new place. I can't wait to see it. I hope her summer abroad gave her more courage to use the voice and the talent that she has always had to advance in her studies and make her famous! I miss Dylan, and I hope he's doing well with his new roomates. Don't let the gay one stare at you thru the vent!! I miss Steve and Stacy. The only reason I group them together is b/c the 2 of them were always there for me when I needed them when I was going thru all of my shit this summer. I hope that they do realize how thankful I am to have them in my life b/c I honestly don't know how I would have made it thru without them. I miss the girls of A49B. Even tho there is drama now, I still love them all individually. I miss comparing love lifes with Vanessa. I miss Tea time with Rachael. And I miss life discussions and smoke breaks with Katie Jones. I miss Joe, and I know that he is going thru alot right now, but I hope that he knows I am here for him if he ever needs to talk. I miss PJ and Marcus and friends for always knowing how to live it up. I wish I could have spen more time with them all, but I guess there is still time for things to come. I miss having Tammy down the hall to sing rediculous opera/pop songs with. I miss being close to Nicole, Kim, and Sarah, friends from high school that I took for granted were in Philly b/c I never got to see them. But just knowing that they were there was always a comfort. I miss Gary, Maura, and Evan. Each of them are so smart and so unique that when we're all together, I almost feel out of place, but I love everytime we are together b/c I have so much fun and b/c i feel like they challenge me to be a better person in some way. And sometimes, I still miss Jay. Not the Jay that I knew at the end, but the guy I remember from the begining, We had some great times, and its sad not to have him in my life anymore, but everything happens for a reason, and who knows? Maybe it wont be awkward and we'll be friends again someday soon.
- These are just some thoughts going on in my mind. I miss alot of things alot of people who I know I have forgotten. Sometimes its hard to remember these things. Sometimes I feel like I am forcing myself to forget them so I wont be sad. I dunno.. im just at a weird stage in my life right now, and I hope I am not coming off dramatic like I am writting my will or something, but i just thought I'd write down what im thinking. Nothing more, nothing less.
Well....now that i got all that out I suppose I should do something productive with my life. Ted is coming to visit tonight so I am going to take him out Pocono style... which basically means go hiking or something. No joke. Ah.... this is my life.
Always ~Dave~
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Friday, August 27th, 2004
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Hey there!
I know it has been a very long time since i have had the opportunity to update, so I suppose I should begin by re-introducing myself. HI! My name is David. I am 20 years old and my life is pretty crazy right now, but I still hold on to my 'blind faith' in believing everything will slow down eventually and it will all work out. If, as they say, "everything happens for a reason," then I am just in that stage where I am waiting for my explination. Why did I end up here?
After spending 2 years studying communications / theater at Temple University, I have decided to take some time off to figure out what it really is that I want to do with my life. This option was only brought about b/c my student loans were refused, and when I thought about the fact`that 'everything happens for a reason', i thought that maybe this was my chance. Maybe this is my time to see what it is I want to do with my life. My time to figure out who I really am. So I jumped at it. School can wait, I'm going to see the world!
Don't worry, I will keep you posted on what is going on in my life. I have no idea what exactly lies ahead, but I am confident in knowing that I always land on my feet and I can handle whatever it is that the world throws at me.
Back again, ~Dave~
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Tuesday, September 23rd, 2003
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Today I skipped my 1st class... Intro to Drama, but I did my ab work-out, so i think it's okay.
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Monday, September 22nd, 2003
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I came across this poem in a 'Modern Poetry' book I purchased recently to help make me a little more well-rounded. I find that i am always coming up with poems or lyrics in my head, but never quite know how to make sense of them. When i read this, I was sort of inspired i guess... I thought I’d share:
The only thing of value anyone has to offer is their uniqueness and individuality no matter who or what you do. Live your life. Notice what you are really thinking about Write about that. Show us what you don't want anyone to see. Remember that while art can be product product can never be art Take a real risk just once. Judge other artists by the quality of their work not by how nice they are to you. Read. Listen. Read. Listen. Read. Listen. Stop being part of the most illiterate, unread group of poseurs in the long history of poseurs in art. Stop confusing performance poetry with: Saturday Night Live Sesame Street having a good time a Tupperware party hanging out with yer friends Wheel of Fortune Jeopardy! your senior prom The Brady Bunch
~Dave~
P.S. It's good to be back among the LJ world!! It has been way to long!
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Sunday, September 21st, 2003
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| Subject: | Change |
| Time: | 11:31 pm. |
| Mood: | weird. | | Music: | James Taylor - Sweet Baby James. |
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Things have been changing so much lately. I have changed. My friends have changed. College has changed. Relationships have changed. Just so many things that I seem to not have any control over... and I dont like it. I dont like not being able to control my surroundings.
I just havent been myself lately. Ive met new people, but they havent really met me. Theres just so much on my mind, but I dont know what it is. Its like there's a giant void of something that should be there, something that once existed, but has left me. I know I must sound crazy, but I cant explain. Hmm.... maybe some things don't change.
~Dave~
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Monday, August 18th, 2003
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Okay... for those of you who want to check out my video from the NEPA Idols competition that I was in on Thursday, here is the link to the site:
Nepa Idols (Sweet Sixteen)
I am contestant number 12 (not the best Pic!) Some of the people really suck and I have no idea how they got in the top 16 over other ppl who I KNOW are better... but it was a big crowd and people were really nervous. I wasn't... I was too hungry to be nervous. I just got up there, had fun with the crowd and then went for some Chinese!
Check it out if ya want, I just hope I made the AI5 proud!! *lol*
~Dave~
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Sunday, August 17th, 2003
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This has been such a crazy week!
First, I got a job. That's right, I’m leaving the deli behind to go be a "professional" singer!! *lol* My very first paid singing job. Dorney Park called me to finish out there summer season and continue on the weekends through the fall. I'm really excited... well I WAS really excited until I got the tape of the show, now I’m just scared. The dancing that they do is so crazy. I hope I don’t look like a jerk! The other performers are so great... i just hope I don’t stick out as being inadequate... ya know??
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Then, on Thursday, I went to this lil competition thing... It was called NEPA Idol. The winner got a limo ride to the American Idol auditions in NY and didn’t have to wait in line, so I was all about that! But I didn’t think I could make it b/c I had to be at Dorney at the same time it started (2:00) But I had convinced my friend Lindsey to go b/c she is AMAZING, so I shot over there afterwards and got there buy 5 and auditioned even though I looked really tired and was extremely hungry. Well... over a hundred ppl auditioned, it was crazy, but they narrowed it down to 16 finalists (the "sweet sixteen") and I was picked! So I had to pick a song and sing it (karaoke style) to a club full of people. It was very nerve racking, but I guess I did okay. I didn't win... some 24 year old "NY NY" singing guy won... how un-original!! I, on the other hand, sang an old favorite of mine.. "Brown Eyed Girl"
It was on the Fox news and its gonna be on the internet and stuff, so Ill have to keep you all posted on that!
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And today is my birthday. I am now officially 2 years shy of 21!! Hip hip... ? (you say: Hooray!) I worked all day... but I still had a lot of fun. I’m gonna miss my deli crew! My friends took me out after work to a Japanese Restaurant called Lees. Oh man... it was soooo cool! The cook the food and do all kinds of tricks right in front of you! It was awesome!!! Anytime you mix good food with a show, or, well, anything I’m happy!! I love food!
~Dave~
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Saturday, August 9th, 2003
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| Time: | 1:21 am. |
| Mood: | accomplished. | | Music: | Manhattan Transfer - Route 66. |
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Well... I couldn't sleep so I decided to upload some pics from the things that have kept me busy this summer... let's see.
First, My cousins wedding...
<Drink Much?
Now you see where I get it from... everyone in my family has a drink in their hand... hehe It's me, my sister Kristi, my cousin Kim, her bf Adam, my cousin Tara, and some guy...
Sing Along!
Then when we drink, we sing! This is me and my cousin Tara rocking out to "Summer Nights"
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As many of you probably know, I just finished doing a show for Pocono Lively Arts called "The Fantasticks." It went over really well, and here is our cast photo from the Finale of the show...
Fantastick Finale!!
Well.... there you have it! More to come!
~Dave~
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Thursday, August 7th, 2003
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Wednesday, August 6th, 2003
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| Subject: | Ironic |
| Time: | 8:55 pm. |
| Mood: | amused. | | Music: | Blues Traveler - RunAround. |
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- I just saw a commercial for the new "Rainbow Fruit Loops." I dunno, I just found it rather humorous!
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My ears hurt :o(
~ I went to the doctor today b/c my ears got infected from the piercings i had in them. I thought it was just a lil skin they could cut off and things would be fine, but of course that was not the case. Apparently from doing shows and having to take my earrings out and putting them back in... my ears have built up scar tissue. So they had to give me some nice little shots of cortisone in each ear to make them go down. Ohhhhhh man do they kill! I didn’t realize this was going to happen. I told them that I didn’t like needles very much, so they gave me a shot to numb it 1st THEN they preceded with the round of cortisone shots.
No more piercing for me. The doctor said "You scar easily and heal very poorly" ...aint that the truth. So now I am doped up on pain killers and I have to walk around in public looking like the elephant man. Again, "This is my life."
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Consequently, with no correlation, I was going through some of my sheet music tonight and I came across a song in my Disney Book that I totally forgot about. It has to be one of my favorite songs of all time because it is just so emotional and heartfelt. It is called Baby Mine...
"Baby mine, don't you cry. Baby mine, dry your eyes. Rest your head close to my heart, never to part, baby of mine.
Little one, when you play, pay no heed what they say. Let your eyes sparkle and shine, never a tear, baby of mine.
If they knew all about you, they'd end up loving you, too. All those same people who scold you, what they'd give just for the right to hold you.
From your hair down to your toes, you're not much, goodness knows. But, you're so precious to me, sweet as can be, baby of mine. "
Remember the movie? That's right... Dumbo. Ironic huh?
~Dave~
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Guess what?
Nothing happened today. I got up, ate breakfast, worked out, went to work, came home, and here I am...
Randomness...
Awww... remember the word sike? Whatever happened to that word? I used to be a big fan... but it seems to have dwindled out of the worlds vocabulary. I think I want to bring it back... sike! ;o) (Like you didn't see that one coming)
I found out today that my friend Tony will be opening for the B52's as they tour the US this summer... how cool is that? No, seriously? I'm not sure...
I miss Martita..
primadiva99: i wish i could apparate right in front of you right now. primadiva99: and just cuddle even tho your mr.anti-cuddle. DaveWertz84: oh... if you could defy the laws of nature and apparate here, it's definately worth a cuddle! DaveWertz84: :-D
~Dave~
P.S. Now... don't you miss the days when I used to just not update my LJ when I really had nothing to say??
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Let's see... what have I been up to since I have been neglecting my LJ.?? A whole lot of nothing!
- I work 47 hours a week, which is A LOT, but to get the big bucks, you've gotta work for it!
- Then, on top of that, every Tue, Thurs, and Sunday I have rehearsal for "The Fantasticks" which seems to occupy the rest of my free time.
~I don't know why I haven't updated... I suppose its just one of those things. After some time went by, I wanted to write something, but then I would think to myself that it wouldn't be a good entry unless something remotely important happened to me... but alas, nothing has. So I would wait...
but the days turned into weeks and soon I was forced to update with another boring entry on how much my life sucks because I don't do ANYTHING! Seriously. I'm like an old man because there are so many things I wanna do, and so many people I wanna o see... but I never can because I’m so tired.
Wait a minute: now don't go feeling sorry for me or anything, I guess I may over exaggerate a bit. I do get out sometimes and I've gotten (is that even a word?) to hang out with some real cool people this summer.
- I got to go down to Maryland to surprise Martita! That was an amazing event! It was so great to see her (and all of her wonderful Wooten friends) once again!!
- I got to go on a ROAD TRIP with Josh and his gf Jenna! Those 2 crazy cats... hehe We had an awesome trip, but i think it was a little too short! I need a re-do
- I watched some of my close friends graduate this year. Congrats Class of 2003!!
- I helped out with the Junior high show choir with Lindsey. Got to watch the kids AND listen to Lindsey sing... *sigh* She’s awesome.
- I got to go to my cousin Amy's wedding. That was nice... but then the reception came! (even better!) Got to party with my family! *lol* I'm sooo not a loser... they are just fun people! (shout out to my favorite roomies and singing buddies!)
- I got hit on in American Eagle... nice confidence booster!
- I got to sing with Nicole once again... at the PLA Young Artist Showcase.
- I got to see Finding Nemo... twice. I recommend it to anyone who, like me, has tried to speak whale at least once in their lives.
There's more, I'm sure, but these are the ones that stick out in my mind right now...
I'll update more... I promise!
~Dave~
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Well, I'm back. My semagic now pops up on my computer reminding me that I have not updated my LJ in what seems to be forever, so I decided to finally update and continue doing so. Okay... here it goes:
What have I been up to?
Let's see... well, when I 1st came home from school, I thought i was going to be really bored and not have anything to do, ever, but in reality, it's actually quite the opposite. Everyday is like a new game to me. I wake up and figure out how I am going to get out of the house without a car.
I have been helping out Mr. Mason (who I know from Godspell and Footloose days) with his Junior High Show Choir everyday with Lindsey. I like helping out b/c it gives me something to get up and get ready for. It goes from 2:30 - 4:00 which presents the whole having no car issue... I usually spend the day with a friend and end up being dropped off there, or Kristi (my sister) drops me off on her way to work. The concert is his Wednesday, so if your in the area, Be There!
I have been working on the weekends at good ol' Deli Depot. It's nice to see that some things don't change around these parts. My "deli crew" will always be there. I really enjoy my job, the people are fun and I guess I'm pretty good at what I do. I'm a good PR guy. *hehe* Oh man.. *weird 1st story*: While I was working the other day, a woman, who looks like she's from the city, comes in and asks where the restrooms were at. When I told her we didn't have any she basically laughed in my face. She then said to the guy she was with "now you know where in the sticks." Then the guy steps forward and asks me, because I am a "local" and all, where some stupid Chipmunk road is... Bushkill is a big place, I don't know every road, tree, and creek there is?!?! So when I told him I didn't know he preceded to laugh and joke around with his friend about how they felt like they were in the Twilight Zone. I dunno... I guess it only bothered me b/c I don't think of myself as a "redneck townie"... I wanted to yell to them and make them see that I was once just like them! Truthfully... I shop at H&M! I swear I’m not always this dirty! :o( But they left, and I was back to reality. Back at the deli. *sigh*
I got the lead in "The Fantasticks" and dinner theater that PLA is putting on this summer. I wasn't going to audition at first b/c I wanted to work a lot this summer and save up my money (plus that fact that I heard both good and bad about the play and wasn't familiar enough with it myself to make a good judgment on it) but alas I got phone calls from some friends telling me that I should really audition and that they were asking about me and whatnot, and I felt like i needed to do it, I miss doing shows and whether or not I like the play, it will be a great learning experience. So I went in, not knowing they would need me to sing, so I ran to my car and all I had was my Hercules book... that’s right! I sang "Go The Distance!" *lol* But hell, I guess it worked, I got the role of Matt: the young helpless romantic boy who falls in love. Taylor got the part of Fiona, the girl who loves me back. *hehe* It was real close between her and Nicole, but Taylor can pull off the younger girl role better I guess... they both did really well, but what can ya do?
I have been trying to spend time with my family as much as possible without getting annoyed or arguing over stupid things. Melissa and Tyler came up for Memorial Day Weekend. It was really nice to see them. I couldn't believe that it was Christmas time the last time I saw them. Melissa, Kristi, Lexy, and I went to Fernwood on Sunday night to the Trolley Stop Pub for some Karaoke Fun! Of course, Kristi and I sang our infamous "I've Had The Time Of My Life" which always seems to be a crowd pleaser. *lol* But then... *weird story #2*: While we were sitting at the table, I look over to the table next to us and this guy looked extremely familiar. I kept glancing over and remembered that it was the same guy that I had partied with in Philly one time before we left. It was so weird to see him so close to home! He was up in Philly with a bunch of friends and I knew that he was from my home area, but I never expected to see this guy ever again. So weird...
So, basically, other then work, show choir, practice, and occasional nights out, I try to keep myself busy going to the gym, hanging out with friends, and just kicking back I guess. I miss my friends from Philly, but I know I'll be seeing them soon enough. I just can't wait until the weather gets nicer so I can go out and swim in the waterfalls and road trip to the beach!!
Well, as you can guess, I'm heading out the door. Now that I have my old computer back up and online, I'll be sure to update much more often... I'll catch you later!
~Dave~
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Wednesday, May 14th, 2003
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Well... I'm home. Being here is so different then my actual thoughts of being here. I suppose the world doesn't revolve around me after all... Instead of everyone dropping everything and spending time with me, they all go about there normal lives and I sit at home and watch. Well, okay, with the exception of Loren who skipped school, came over and brought me breakfast (and chai) and watched Dawson's Creek reruns.
Lets see... lets describe my normal day at home so far: Wake up sometime before noon, avoid unpacking by saying i have to do something ridiculously unimportant, check my e-mail - maybe read an LJ or two, go to the gym (if boredom keeps sending me to the gym everyday.. I'm gonna be so buff by the end of summer! I'm excited!) and watch my shows.. American Idol is winding down... as is Buffy! *sigh*
I guess lately Ive been feeling a bit under the weather which keeps me in the house. Add that to my non-existent car, and there's my reason for not going out. Although, tonight I suppose I will venture out into the real world to go see the North High School choir concert w/ Nicole. It'll be nice to see everyone. *mental note* I must look good! Can't let people think I went off to college and got ugly. *lol* B/c that is known to happen... which reminds me: Being home is sooo different then Philly. Walking around and seeing "the locals" is just depressing. I can go out in sweat pants and be socially accepted... it makes me not even wanna try. *hehe*
Okay... i'm off to (where else?) the gym! I'll post again later, I've got some pics you all might like to see!
~Dave~
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~Everything is almost packed... now I'm just waiting to take apart my computer and make my way back to the Poconos. Wow... this year has been, in one word, amazing. Coming in halfway through the semester, I guess I didn't know what to expect. All I know is that I never expected to meet so many new people who I now consider some of the best friends I've ever had. I know that I'll never forget the memories we've made here at Temple University this year, our Freshman Year!
These are the moments... I thank God that I'm alive, These are the moments... I'll remember all my life, I've found all I've waited for... and I could not ask for more!
It's so strange... I'm sad to leave it all behind, but I’m so ready to move on. I'm a Sophomore!! *woohoo* When I am back home, I'll be sure to update much more frequently on account that I wont really be doing much else. *hehe* So, good-luck to everyone out there as they finish up the year! I love you all!
~Dave~
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I have 2 Finals tomorrow that I need to study for (and pass) to make this semester somewhat beneficial! Therefore, today will be declared 'STUDY DAY.' That is... after my lunch and viewing of last nights taped Buffy... ;o) I do have priorities.
~Dave~
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My first year at Temple University is coming to an end. Everything is chaos! I have not had time to post b/c, as one would expect, I have been busy catching up with work that I have put off all semester long.
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The last day of class was yesterday. I managed to go to one of three. Okay... there's a reason: I was up until 5 am writing a stupid IH paper that was due 4 weeks ago. So i didn't get up for my "early" class, but its okay b/c it was just a review. Then I went to IH and handed my ridiculously late paper in, but he didn’t seem to mind. *feww* Then, I have been semi-sick lately, so I didn't bother going to Psych b/c - a.) it was the last class b.) I don't have to take the final and c.) I have an 'A' in that class thanx to Monica!
At this point I have 2 finals to go... IH (Intellectual Heritage) and Mass Media. IH should be easy. Mass Media... being that is a required course for my major and I have to get above a 'C' in it should be easy, but it wont be. I'm sure I’ll screw something up and get a C- and have to take it again. "This is my life" *hehe*
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I have been going out a lot more lately. I don't know who I expect to find by going out to clubs and stuff, but it makes me feel like I’m putting some sort of effort into finding someone. At least I always have a good time! I've met a real cool group of ppl who I can party with and have fun!
Last night I stayed in, however. Joe came over from White Hall and Martita him and I watched my favorite childhood movie... "Care bears in Wonderland" Oh man! This movie is amazing! We had a nice chill night in.
Now, I know I have been bad with this whole LJ posting thing, and I’m sure many of you are confused as to what's going on in my life (Sarah especially... here's your shout-out! *lol*) But I will be sure to keep it up now that things are semi-slowing down. Okay... well, I better get going - This work wont put off itself!
~Dave~
P.S. To those of you who can read my "private friends posts," things are much better now!
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I was going through my hotmail account, deleting old e-mails, when I came across this one. I remember finding it amusing and thought I would share it with you all. Now, I don't know if it is right in all cases, but I know some people who defintely fit the bill...
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk.
PISCES (Feb 19-Mar 20) - You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general loser.
ARIES (Mar21-Apr 20) - You are the pioneer type and think most people are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick.
TAURUS (Apr 21-May 20) - You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a communist.
GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20) - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.
CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22) - You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a penny. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) - You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you're an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving sods and spend most of their lives kissing mirrors.
VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22) - You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nitpicking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while having sex. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 22) - You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) - The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect S.O.B.. Most Scorpios are murdered.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius' are drunks. You are not worth the time of day.
CAPRICORN (Dec22-Jan 19) - You are conservative and are afraid of taking risks. You are basically spineless. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Become a monk.
~Dave~
P.S. I'm a Leo...
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Oh man... Margaret Cho was AMAZING!! I've never laughed so hard in my life!
~Dave~
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